Have you ever wondered how some people always seem to have witty and
amusing closing lines at the end of their e-mails, which perhaps made you think for a while? Did you assume they were simply knowledgeable about the thoughts you read? Perhaps not. Maybe they just visit a great website with reams of cool signatures.
Now you, too, can effortlessly add a cogent and diverting signature line to
your emails.
Here is my picks from Coolsig
1The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'!
2Man must exist in a state of balance between risk and safety. Pure risk leads to self-destruction. Pure safety leads to stagnation. In between lies survival and progress.
3If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?
4Love letters, business contracts and money always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.
5If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Looking for enlightenment is like looking for a flashlight, when all you need the flashlight for is to find the flashlight.
Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
The future has many names: for the fearful it's the unknown, for the reckless it's the adventure, for the pessimists it's the unattainable. For the brave, it is opportunity.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.
That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.
The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with probably watches you shave your face in the mirror every morning.
The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.
What could be worse than having climbed the ladder of success, only to find it is against the wrong wall.
War doesn't determine who's right but who's left.
Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble, then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
A rumour without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant. The population is growing.
A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago.
A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.
Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train humans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.
By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.
A commuter is one who never knows how a movie ends because he has to leave early to catch a train to get him back to the country in time to catch a train to bring him back to the city.
The statement below is true. The statement above is false.
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. - Jack Handy
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I'm very responsible, when ever something goes wrong they always say I'm responsible.
A classic is a book that is much praised yet rarely read.
If your parents did not have any children, chances are you won't either.
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